did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
That is decidedly horrifying for some, unidentifiable reason.
Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.
assist small friend get aquire many millets
so, the movie Coraline, right?
It’s a stop motion so it already took about 20 months just to film.
but on top of that, did you know that
Althea Crome hand-knit every single ARTICLE OF CLOTHING FOR EVERY CHARACTER
no one ever even SAW the god-damned socks but she just knit her flipping heart out that woman
bless your soul.
barely made it
Reblogging even though I’m 22 ‘cause fuck the tumblr police, I do what I want